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I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down
They told me I had type A blood...
but it was a type-O
I didn't like my beard at first.
Then it grew on me
A cross-eyed teacher lost her job,
because she couldn't control her pupils.
When you get a bladder infection...
urine trouble
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me!
Broken pencils...
are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank...
but it does have a Liverpool.
I dropped out of communism class...
because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
Velcro...
what a rip off!
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Was trying (badly) to think of a few more, on my own...so far, none. If I think of anything at all clever, I'll try to remember to come back and hastily type it in!
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