Word Play (Oldies but Goodies)

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Word Play (Oldies but Goodies)

Postby lindawing » August 26th, 2018, 1:40 am

Hope you get some giggles out of these, even though you've probably seen most of them at LEAST once before. ;-)

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I tried to catch some fog.
I mist.

How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I can't put it down

They told me I had type A blood...
but it was a type-O

I didn't like my beard at first.
Then it grew on me

A cross-eyed teacher lost her job,
because she couldn't control her pupils.

When you get a bladder infection...
urine trouble

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me!

Broken pencils...
are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank...
but it does have a Liverpool.

I dropped out of communism class...
because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.
Police say they have nothing to go on.

Velcro...
what a rip off!

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Was trying (badly) to think of a few more, on my own...so far, none. If I think of anything at all clever, I'll try to remember to come back and hastily type it in! :lol:
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Re: Word Play (Oldies but Goodies)

Postby ukpoppyberry » August 29th, 2018, 7:08 pm

Those are great! Love the moses one and the anti-gravity best :evillaugh:
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Re: Word Play (Oldies but Goodies)

Postby lindawing » August 29th, 2018, 11:44 pm

I like the beard one best, I think. :lol:
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Re: Word Play (Oldies but Goodies)

Postby ukpoppyberry » August 31st, 2018, 5:41 pm

:uhhuh: :evillaugh:
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Re: Word Play (Oldies but Goodies)

Postby MelodyOkie » August 31st, 2018, 8:45 pm

They are all good! :uhhuh:
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Re: Word Play (Oldies but Goodies)

Postby lindawing » September 1st, 2018, 1:54 am

Still haven't thought of a new one. ;-)
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