Kids' Thoughts About Angels

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Kids' Thoughts About Angels

Postby lindawing » December 15th, 2017, 1:30 am

This is really funny...except that it's sad that they don't have a better understanding. The thing is, though, that a lot of parents don't, either! Anyway...hope you get some giggles...I did. :-)

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I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold.
- Gregory, age 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it.
- Olive, age 9

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the flight training to
go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
- Matthew, age 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else.
- Mitchell, age 7

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science.
- Henry, age 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!
- Jack, age 6

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
- Daniel, age 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere there's a tornado.
- Reagan, age 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves
money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter.
- Sara, age 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his Son, who's a very good carpenter.
- Jared, age 8

All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn't go for it.
- Antonio, age 9

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head-start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.
- Ashley, age 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and
pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it.
- Vicki, age 8

What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in love, they shoot arrows at them.
- Michael, age 7
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Re: Kids' Thoughts About Angels

Postby MelodyOkie » December 15th, 2017, 2:06 am

:evillaugh: Some of these are just so cute!! :evillaugh:
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Re: Kids' Thoughts About Angels

Postby lindawing » December 15th, 2017, 6:52 am

I think this one's my favorite:

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!
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Re: Kids' Thoughts About Angels

Postby MelodyOkie » December 15th, 2017, 2:04 pm

I really enjoyed the first one. :evillaugh: and the last one. :yeah: :evillaugh:
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Re: Kids' Thoughts About Angels

Postby lindawing » December 15th, 2017, 8:27 pm

Oh, yes! That last one used to puzzle me, too! :lol:
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Re: Kids' Thoughts About Angels

Postby ukpoppyberry » December 22nd, 2017, 6:30 pm

Very cute! :uhhuh:
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Re: Kids' Thoughts About Angels

Postby lindawing » December 22nd, 2017, 7:48 pm

:grin:
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