Funnies that Make You Think

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Funnies that Make You Think

Postby lindawing » February 28th, 2017, 7:05 am

I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

I had amnesia once...or twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible...I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.

Two can live as cheaply as one (for half as long).

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Hmmm?

My weight is perfect for my height...which varies.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

What's another word for thesaurus?

Is Marx' tomb a communist plot?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
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Re: Funnies that Make You Think

Postby MelodyOkie » February 28th, 2017, 2:07 pm

:evillaugh: Cute! :lol:
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