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Pregnancy

Postby ukpoppyberry » February 17th, 2016, 10:34 pm

Pregnancy Q & A


Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural ?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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Re: Pregnancy

Postby lindawing » February 17th, 2016, 11:10 pm

So true...all of them! :evillaugh:
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Re: Pregnancy

Postby BumbleBee » February 18th, 2016, 8:55 am

Haha :rotfl:
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Re: Pregnancy

Postby ukpoppyberry » February 18th, 2016, 8:56 am

I like the last one and the what's your question one :rotfl:
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Re: Pregnancy

Postby MelodyOkie » February 18th, 2016, 3:56 pm

Hilarious!! The first 2 were my favs! :rotfl:
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Re: Pregnancy

Postby ukpoppyberry » February 18th, 2016, 6:16 pm

Oh yes, forgot about that one! But no luck here, he finished uni once and now he has started again :doh: :rotfl: Then I am kidding, I love him being at home, luckily we all get on well ;-)
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Re: Pregnancy

Postby MelodyOkie » February 18th, 2016, 8:19 pm

Our's did not leave right after college, either. It wasn't until his sister graduated college, got a job in Corpus Christi and moved there that he decided it was time he should move as well. Then we became true "empty nesters". :evillaugh:
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Re: Pregnancy

Postby lindawing » February 19th, 2016, 1:47 am

We've had so many out and back in again...and out again...and back in again...I've lost count!!! :evillaugh:
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Re: Pregnancy

Postby MelodyOkie » February 19th, 2016, 12:51 pm

:evillaugh: We fear that ... :evillaugh: "Happy to see you. Love you with all our hearts. You are always welcome; but we have tasted and experienced freedom ... so come to visit - but then go to your own home to live!" :evillaugh:
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Re: Pregnancy

Postby ukpoppyberry » February 22nd, 2016, 9:25 pm

:rotfl:
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