Where Do I Find the Polish Sausage?

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Where Do I Find the Polish Sausage?

Postby lindawing » July 15th, 2015, 11:29 pm

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days...

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asked, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, replied, "Yes, I am, but let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you have asked if I was Italian?"

"Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you have asked if I was German?"

"Or if I had asked for a kosher hot dog, would you have asked if I was Jewish?"

"Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you have asked if I was Mexican?"

"Or if I had asked for some Irish whiskey, would you have asked if I was Irish?"

The clerk answered, "No...probably not."

The guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I was Polish, just because I asked where to find Polish Sausage?"

The clerk replied succinctly, "Because you're in Home Depot!"
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Re: Where Do I Find the Polish Sausage?

Postby MelodyOkie » July 16th, 2015, 1:44 pm

:ohoh: That doesn't make sense to me. Why would a Polish person go to Home Depot to purchase Polish Sausage? :grin:
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Re: Where Do I Find the Polish Sausage?

Postby lindawing » July 16th, 2015, 8:08 pm

:evillaugh:
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Re: Where Do I Find the Polish Sausage?

Postby MelodyOkie » July 16th, 2015, 9:22 pm

:doh: :evillaugh: I'm like "What?" :ohoh: And Terry is like :rotfl: :rofl: :rotfl:

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Re: Where Do I Find the Polish Sausage?

Postby psychedelicsim » July 16th, 2015, 10:56 pm

:evillaugh: I read it this morning, but was like "huh?" Now that I've come back to read it again, I'm like, :doh: :rotfl:
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Re: Where Do I Find the Polish Sausage?

Postby lindawing » July 17th, 2015, 5:33 am

I got it right away, but then...I'm Polish (well...only half, but...)! :lol: :grin:
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Re: Where Do I Find the Polish Sausage?

Postby MelodyOkie » July 17th, 2015, 1:55 pm

I still don't get it ... :doh: :evillaugh: Terry has tried to explain it to me, but it really doesn't make sense to me. (I guess you have to be Polish to understand? - Terry has some Polish in him as well.) Quick History on Terry's Ancestry - For decades all they knew was that their family originally came to the US from Germany and they were 100% German ... then someone did a family tree and somewhere along the line some Polish got mixed in ... :uhhuh:

It's still a very strange joke ... Why did the chicken cross the road and why did the Polish person go to Home Depot for sausage? :ohoh:
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Re: Where Do I Find the Polish Sausage?

Postby lindawing » July 17th, 2015, 10:48 pm

Laughing so hard! :lol:

It's not really a question of why he went there...except that...that's why the Polish are laughed at sometimes... "Why would you even THINK of doing that...???" :grin:

So if you think of it in that manner, and think about the clerk's possible tone of voice...more like, "...are you POLISH???!!!" or maybe, "...are YOU Polish???!!!" then maybe it makes a little more sense, all around.

Even if the guy didn't go there expressly to find Polish sausage, though (maybe he had a basket full of paint and tools, but then got hungry just thinking of all the work he had to do), just the fact that he would even ask for it at ALL, in that type of store, is the head-shaker. :uhhuh: :rotfl: :evillaugh:
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Re: Where Do I Find the Polish Sausage?

Postby MelodyOkie » July 17th, 2015, 11:08 pm

Ohhhh .... Sort of like the Lightbulb jokes and the Aggie jokes ... how many does it take type thing. Now, if you put it that way - how many Polish does it take to go to home depot for sausage ... ummmm ... no, that doesn't quite work does it? How many sausages does a Polish get when he goes to Home Depot ... errr ... no, not that way either. (sorry - belabored that a bit too much I think ... :evillaugh: ) :yeah: Besides - he wanted "Polish Sausage" Not just any old sausage! :doh: :evillaugh: :friends:
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Re: Where Do I Find the Polish Sausage?

Postby lindawing » July 18th, 2015, 2:33 am

:lol: :grin: :evillaugh:
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Re: Where Do I Find the Polish Sausage?

Postby MelodyOkie » July 18th, 2015, 2:55 am

:grin:
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