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Daffynitions

Postby lindawing » June 21st, 2015, 10:37 pm

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have.
You have character lines.
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Re: Daffynitions

Postby MelodyOkie » June 21st, 2015, 10:39 pm

:loveit:
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Re: Daffynitions

Postby ukpoppyberry » June 22nd, 2015, 5:59 pm

Those are really good, thanks Linda :rotfl:
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Re: Daffynitions

Postby lindawing » June 22nd, 2015, 9:40 pm

YW--Judi and I were laughing over them, and I decided you all could probably use a few laughs, too. :uhhuh: :evillaugh:
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Re: Daffynitions

Postby Rheassi-Sim » June 23rd, 2015, 10:49 pm

:evillaugh: :rotfl:
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Re: Daffynitions

Postby ukpoppyberry » June 24th, 2015, 3:23 pm

Absolutely :friends:
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Re: Daffynitions

Postby psychedelicsim » June 25th, 2015, 4:30 pm

Those are great! :rotfl:
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