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Postby lindawing » March 29th, 2015, 7:47 am

Got these from a friend a couple of days ago. Thought you'd all like them. :lol:

* I tried to catch some fog. I mist!
* When chemists die, they barium.
* Jokes about German sausage are the wurst!
* A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
* I know a guy who's addicted to brake flouid. He says he can stop anytime.
* How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
* I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
* This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
* I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
* I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
* They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.
* A dyslexic man salks into a bra.
* PMS jokes aren't funny. PERIOD!
* Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
* Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz,
* Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery!
* I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
* How do you make holy awter? Boil the heck out of it!
* What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesauras.
* When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
* What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
* Broken pencils are pointless!
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