Motherly Attributes (by Second-Graders)

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Motherly Attributes (by Second-Graders)

Postby lindawing » May 14th, 2018, 8:34 am

I got these from my usual e-mail friend who sends these types of things around. They're a day late for the 2018 Mothers' Day, and most of you won't see them until even later than that, but they'll still be cute and funny, so here goes:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

What would it take to make your mom even better?
1. On the inside she's already great. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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Re: Motherly Attributes (by Second-Graders)

Postby lindawing » May 14th, 2018, 8:35 am

It's the very last answer that I like the best. :lol:
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Postby ukpoppyberry » May 15th, 2018, 12:36 pm

Wonderful :rotfl:
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Postby lindawing » May 15th, 2018, 6:46 pm

:joy:
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