Exercise Program

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Exercise Program

Postby lindawing » October 4th, 2017, 10:36 pm

A friend shared this by e-mail today. Thought I'd do you all a favor and share it here, too! :lol:

The doctor told me "Physical exercise is good for you." I know that I should do it, since my body is so out of shape. So I have worked out this easy daily program I can do anywhere:

Monday:
Beat around the bush.
Jump to conclusions.
Climb the walls.
Wade through paperwork.

Tuesday:
Drag my heels.
Push my luck.
Make mountains out of mole hills.
Hit the nail on the head.

Wednesday:
Bend over backwards.
Jump on the band wagon.
Balance the books.
Run around in circles.

Thursday:
Toot my own horn.
Climb the ladder of success.
Pull out the stops.
Add fuel to the fire.

Friday:
Open a can of worms.
Put my foot in my mouth.
Start the ball rolling.
Go over the edge.

Saturday:
Pick up the pieces.

Whew! It’s been a rough week. What a workout program!
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Re: Exercise Program

Postby MelodyOkie » October 4th, 2017, 11:42 pm

:evillaugh: That's a good one! :evillaugh:
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