by MamaLambNC » April 17th, 2014, 9:54 pm
Pollination Technician #9 Smith better known in my games as John Smith didn't always have a family with luscious locks like he sports today. And red no less! No, there was a day...long, long ago when adults & children alike had nice shiny bald heads and no sign of hair anywhere! Not even eyebrows or eyelashes. It wasn't until after he retired to earth & took a secret serum from one of the fortune teller ladies...you know the one who carries her crystal ball around under her skirts. Yeah...her! Well, she promised him a love potion & when he drank it....his hair began to grow & grow & grow! He finally had to actually have his hair cut! And to this day has to have a monthly haircut. Seriously, no lie! If he was here, he'd tell you the same thing! Unfortunately he couldn't make it today because he had a prior appointment. Something about having to get a haircut or something....BUT he gave me these great family photos to show you his family history & to tell you to stay away from the fortune tellers...they have a strange thing about hair!
- This is John Smith's maternal Grandmother. The I after her name is just to keep track.
- Birth Queen I.bmp (114.4 KiB) Viewed 315 times
- This is John's maternal Grandfather, Colony Drone 2121. Aliens didn't get married back in them days.
- Colony Drone 2121.bmp (246.15 KiB) Viewed 315 times
- Here we have John's paternal Grandmother, Birth Queen II.
- Birth Queen II.bmp (162.31 KiB) Viewed 315 times
- Along with his paternal Grandfather, Colony Drone 1000101.
- Colony Drone 1000101.bmp (78.93 KiB) Viewed 315 times
- Finally, we have his parents...Birth Queen III right before she turned into a teen.
- Birth Queen III.bmp (71.3 KiB) Viewed 315 times
- And last but not least, we have John's dear ole Dad, Colony Drone 65535.
- Colony Drone 65535.bmp (30.13 KiB) Viewed 315 times
- It would just be wrong of me to not show the picture of John's mother's teen birthday....maybe next time I'll get him to show me pics of his parents as teens!
- Snapshot.bmp (351.62 KiB) Viewed 313 times
Weren't they all just precious in their sweet shiny bald heads? I tend to agree with John...hair is way over rated. John himself is thinking of going permanently bald again. I seriously doubt it if he can talk wife Jenny into joining him but who knows? Only time will tell!
Loving Helpmeet To: Bryan (40 yrs.)
Proud Mama To: BJ - 36, Angel - 32, Kathy - 28, & Shaun - 25
Caring Grandmother To: Rafael - 9, Nadya - 7, Bruce - 4 & Brooklyn - Newborn
