Pollination Technician #9 Smith better known in my games as John Smith didn't always have a family with luscious locks like he sports today. And red no less! No, there was a day...long, long ago when adults & children alike had nice shiny bald heads and no sign of hair anywhere! Not even eyebrows or eyelashes. It wasn't until after he retired to earth & took a secret serum from one of the fortune teller ladies...you know the one who carries her crystal ball around under her skirts. Yeah...her! Well, she promised him a love potion & when he drank it....his hair began to grow & grow & grow! He finally had to actually have his hair cut! And to this day has to have a monthly haircut. Seriously, no lie! If he was here, he'd tell you the same thing! Unfortunately he couldn't make it today because he had a prior appointment. Something about having to get a haircut or something....BUT he gave me these great family photos to show you his family history & to tell you to stay away from the fortune tellers...they have a strange thing about hair!
Weren't they all just precious in their sweet shiny bald heads? I tend to agree with John...hair is way over rated. John himself is thinking of going permanently bald again. I seriously doubt it if he can talk wife Jenny into joining him but who knows? Only time will tell!